No peace
By no means am I saying noise is the leading cause of the mental health crisis in the UK, but good fuck it’s got to be up there.
We all live in shitty flats with shitty neighbours that slam all the time, on top of shops that are drilling all the time. Public transport is a barrage of TikToks and porn. You think you might get away from it in nature, but there’s always some cunt off his face with a shitty Bluetooth speaker, and of all the sodding benches in the world, they want to share with you.
I say we nuke the entire planet from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.